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This year’s Tribeca Film Festival features a seven minute film called The Mayfly, “an animated short film about the brief life of Megalyn Mayfly that touches upon the essence of life, passion, and defiance of societal norms.”
Adult mayflies generally live only one day, a lifespan of 0.019 years (or 0.0027 dog years) so there’s not much time to fool around, although fooling around is about all they do, quite frankly, and then they die afterwards—that is, if they’re not eaten immediately by a fish or a bird after emerging from their larval nymph stage. So hurrah for Megalyn taking seven minutes of her short life to sing and dance her way across Manhattan.
The mayfly is in the order Ephemeroptera, the ephemera part derived from the Greek word ephēmeros for lasting only one day.
The plant kingdom also has some examples of fleeting existence, such as the spring ephemerals. One example is the jack-in-the-pulpit. Jack-in-the-pulpits (or is it Jacks-in-the-pulpit?) are dioecious which means some plants are male and others are female (Jill-in-the-pulpit?). Interestingly, they can change from one gender to the other, although from now on the government will no longer be paying for it.
The group Mayflies USA just put out their first new song in 23 years this past January, so maybe they should call themselves Cicadas USA instead. Their album, Kickless Kids, is set to release this month on the sixteenth.
Ephemera, particularly paper ephemera, refers to bits of material that might be called “trash” by some and treasure by others. The Ephemera Society of America came into being in 1980. You can become a member for only $80 a year, $35 if you’re a student.
Maurice Rickards, late head of the British Ephemera Society, defined paper ephemera as “the minor transient documents of everyday life.” Which I understand to mean used tickets, receipts, programs, etc that accumulate in neat scrapbook pages of the organized few and crinkled up in the pockets and on vehicle floors of everyone else. There’s one good reason to become famous—letting the ephemera collectors carry off your overflowing accumulations.
OTHER PUBLISHED STORIES... AND ESSAYS
How To Eat Right
How To Manage Your Money
How To Stay Healthy
The Fall Of Squirrel
Cake Walk
Do-gooders Gotta Eat Too
Of Peas and Queues
Three O'clock in the Garden of Good and Evil
News Item
The Visitor
Mr. Blinkie To The Rescue
The Point System
Elements Of Success
She Spits to Conquer
The Tree Remembers
Christmas Time Is Here
The Sodfather
What MLK Day Means To Me
Thanks, Mussolini
The Cure
Tarzan In Decline
Side Effects
Greatest Of All Time
The Last Hundred Days
Plight Of the Humble Bee

AWARDS AND HONORS
2017 Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days
2018 First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest
2018 Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category
2019 First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest
2020 First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine
2020 Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize
2020 Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology
2020 First place Flash Fiction category in Seven Hills contest
2021 Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir
2021 Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction
2022 First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

"Life is a moderately good play with a poorly written third act."
-Truman Capote
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"Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past."
-James Joyce
"Writers aren't people exactly. Or, if they're any good, they're a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

CURRENTLY READING
...or just finished
Prayer by Phillip Yancey
The Innocents Abroad by Mark Twain
