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Do you like to munch on Zea mays everta? Many people do. Otherwise known as popcorn, the everta part is Latin for turned inside out. National Popcorn Day isn’t for another two months, but, like that first kernel that bravely pops before all the rest, we’ll get a head start on the celebration.
Here’s a question that you may have worried about once or twice. Or maybe never. What if the popcorn you’re popping explodes? What if all three hundred popcorn kernels pop at exactly the same time?
Not very likely say the experts, given the slight variations in size, shape, and water content of each kernel, as well as the uneven distribution of heat. But the chances are not zero, either. One can always hope.
In reality, the popping of a batch of popcorn generally follows a Gaussian distribution, a bell-shaped curve, with the most pops in the middle, sloping to one or two at the very beginning and end.
One piece of popped popcorn has roughly thirty to forty times the volume of an unpopped kernel. So, one cup of uncooked popcorn yields about forty cups of cooked popcorn. Don’t hesitate to refer to the handy popcorn calculator. There’s no need to count on your fingers and toes these days.
What makes popcorn pop? Popcorn kernels have between 16% and 20% water content when harvested. The kernels are dried until the average water content reaches the optimal 14%. Then, when popcorn kernels are heated at around 400 degrees for several minutes, the water inside turns to steam that is held in place by the strong covering, the pericarp. Then, when the pressure inside reaches 135 pounds per square inch, the kernel turns violently inside out, releasing gelatinous starch that solidifies upon cooling.
Americans eat 600,000 tons of popcorn per year. Popcorn is good as is, lightly salted. But the flavor varieties are endless.
If you are an adventurous cook, you might want to try these out: popcorn ice cream, popcorn omelet, popcorn soup.
But be careful as you munch your snack, though. Popcorn is on the list of top nine foods that people choke on. A good rule of thumb is chew first and then swallow.
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How To Manage Your Money
How To Stay Healthy
The Fall Of Squirrel
Cake Walk
Do-gooders Gotta Eat Too
Of Peas and Queues
Three O'clock in the Garden of Good and Evil
News Item
The Visitor
Mr. Blinkie To The Rescue
The Point System
Elements Of Success
She Spits to Conquer
The Tree Remembers
Christmas Time Is Here
The Sodfather
What MLK Day Means To Me
Thanks, Mussolini
The Cure
Tarzan In Decline
Side Effects
Greatest Of All Time
The Last Hundred Days
Plight Of the Humble Bee
Graddoo
This is NOT a Christmas Story
Early Man
Slouching Towards SPOMA

AWARDS AND HONORS
2017 Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days
2018 First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest
2018 Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category
2019 First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest
2020 First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine
2020 Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize
2020 Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology
2020 First place Flash Fiction category in Seven Hills contest
2021 Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction
2021 Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir
2021 Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction
2022 First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction
2025 Finalist in Tulip Tree Publishing Humor anthology contest

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