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Popcorn In Motion

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Do you like to munch on Zea mays everta? Many people do.​ Otherwise known as popcorn, the everta part is Latin for turned inside out. National Popcorn Day isn’t for another two months, but, like that first kernel that bravely pops before all the rest, we’ll get a head start on the celebration.

 

Here’s a question that you may have worried about once or twice. Or maybe never. What if the popcorn you’re popping explodes? What if all three hundred popcorn kernels pop at exactly the same time?

 

Not very likely say the experts, given the slight variations in size, shape, and water content of each kernel, as well as the uneven distribution of heat. But the chances are not zero, either. One can always hope.

 

In reality, the popping of a batch of popcorn generally follows a Gaussian distribution, a bell-shaped curve, with the most pops in the middle, sloping to one or two at the very beginning and end.

 

One piece of popped popcorn has roughly thirty to forty times the volume of an unpopped kernel. So, one cup of uncooked popcorn yields about forty cups of cooked popcorn. Don’t hesitate to refer to the handy popcorn calculator. There’s no need to count on your fingers and toes these days.

 

What makes popcorn pop? Popcorn kernels have between 16% and 20% water content when harvested. The kernels are dried until the average water content reaches the optimal 14%. Then, when popcorn kernels are heated at around 400 degrees for several minutes, the water inside turns to steam that is held in place by the strong covering, the pericarp. Then, when the pressure inside reaches 135 pounds per square inch, the kernel turns violently inside out, releasing gelatinous starch that solidifies upon cooling.

 

Americans eat 600,000 tons of popcorn per year. Popcorn is good as is, lightly salted. But the flavor varieties are endless.

If you are an adventurous cook, you might want to try these out: popcorn ice cream, popcorn omelet, popcorn soup.

 

But be careful as you munch your snack, though. Popcorn is on the list of top nine foods that people choke on. A good rule of thumb is chew first and then swallow.

 

DEAL OF THE DAY: Follow this link to purchase billion dollar popcorn for a mere thirty dollars. Don't tell anyone.

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She Spits to Conquer
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What MLK Day Means To Me 
Thanks, Mussolini 
The Cure 
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AWARDS AND HONORS

               

 2017     Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days

    2018     First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest

                2018     Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category

2019     First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest

2020    First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine 

2020  Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize

2020  Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology

2020  First place  Flash Fiction category  in Seven Hills contest

2021   Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest

2021   Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

2021    Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir

2021     Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction

 2022     First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

2025     Finalist in Tulip Tree Publishing Humor anthology contest

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-Truman Capote

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 "Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past."

-James Joyce

 

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-F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Acknowledgments: Photos of Stonehenge courtesy of Trevor S. Key from our trip to England in 2015. Photos of ball pit courtesy of Amelia C. Key from our trip to NYC in 2019. Photo of purple pet rocks purchased from Shutterstock. 

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