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The paperclip was invented in Norway in 1899, and since then, paperclips have proliferated tremendously. They are ubiquitous, which does not mean they are literally everywhere, like air or incompetence, but only that they are not hard to find when you need one. On a scale of ubiquity from 1 to 10, paperclips might be a 6. Some things are more ubiquitous than others.

You might think there would be no need to manufacture more paperclips, since there are already plenty, but there are actual factories churning them out in a variety of colors and sizes. One such company is ACCO, which stands for the American Clip Company. Before the paperclip, separate sheets of paper were bound together by ribbons or straight pins—or staples. The staple was invented twenty years before the paperclip, and is less temporary than the paperclip. Generally, a group of papers requires one or the other, depending on the temporariness of the collection, but not both. Staples and paperclips are staples of the workplace, and also staples of the store known as Staples. There is no store called Paperclips.

 

May 29th is official National Paperclip Day. There is no National Staple Day--yet, but, thankfully, there is a National Fill Our Staplers Day.  March 9th. Still time to plan a party!

 

A single paperclip can be purchased for almost nothing. But some are quite large and some are even golden. Others have a special significance, such as the paperclip that (supposedly) once held together the individual pages of Elvis Presley’s first contract, which can be yours for only $25 on ebay. 

 

E-mails use the humble paperclip as the universal symbol for a digital attachment, showing up sometime in the late 1990s on Microsoft Outlook and other formats more or less simultaneously. The lovable Clippy, the Microsoft assistant paperclip with eyes and eyebrows, made his appearance in 1997, but a decade later was found dead, presumably killed off by the same organization that created him.

 

Operation Paperclip might sound like a sophomore prank centered on filling someone’s locker with thousands of paperclips, but actually was a secret, years long post-World War II effort to secure German scientists to bolster the United States in areas of rocketry, aviation, and medicine.

 

The Paper Clips Project, in contrast, was one middle school’s effort to secure 6 million paperclips to help students grasp the  number of Jews killed during the Holocaust. What do you do with 6 million paperclips, besides hold together 60 million sheets of paper? The students in Whitwell, TN put the over 6 million paperclips they collected into an imported railcar from Germany repurposed as The Children's Holocaust Memorial. 

PUBLISHED  STORIES  AND  ESSAYS

construction, protection, life safety fundamentals, brainstorming and creativity concept.

HARD  KNOCKS
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UFO, an alien plate hovering over the field, hovering motionless in the air. Unidentified

PLACES TO GO, THINGS TO SEE

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MISSING

Antique Shop

JUNK, READY TO BUY

OTHER PUBLISHED STORIES... AND ESSAYS

How To Eat Right
How To Manage Your Money
How To Stay Healthy
The Fall Of Squirrel
Cake Walk
Do-gooders Gotta Eat Too
Of Peas and Queues
Three O'clock in the Garden of Good and Evil
News Item
The Visitor
Mr. Blinkie To The Rescue
The Point System
Elements Of Success 
She Spits to Conquer
The Tree Remembers
Christmas Time Is Here 
The Sodfather
What MLK Day Means To Me 
Thanks, Mussolini 
The Cure 
Tarzan In Decline 
Side Effects 
Greatest Of All Time 
The Last Hundred Days

Plight Of the Humble Bee

Graddoo

This is NOT a Christmas Story

Early Man

Books

AWARDS AND HONORS

               

 2017     Pushcart Prize nomination from Hawaii Pacific Review for The Last Hundred Days

    2018     First Honorable Mention Short Story Division AWC contest

                2018     Second Place Chattahoochee Valley Contest Short Story category

2019     First Place Flash Fiction Division AWC contest

2020    First Place Essay Streetlight Magazine 

2020  Top ten finalist for The Opossum Prize

2020  Honorable Mention Stories That Need To Be Told Anthology

2020  First place  Flash Fiction category  in Seven Hills contest

2021   Second place Streetlight Magazine's Flash fiction contest

2021   Second place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

2021    Second place Seven Hills contest for essay/memoir

2021     Third place Seven Hills contest for non-fiction

 2022     First Place Seven Hills contest for flash fiction

2025     Finalist in Tulip Tree Publishing Humor anthology contest

Writing on Computer

"Life is a moderately good play with a poorly written third act."

-Truman Capote

 "Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past."

-James Joyce

 

"Writers aren't people exactly. Or, if they're any good, they're a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person."

-F. Scott Fitzgerald

Old Book

CURRENTLY READING

...or just finished

Prayer by Tim Keller

The Optimist's Daughter by Eudora Welty

Pile Of Books

Acknowledgments: Photos of Stonehenge courtesy of Trevor S. Key from our trip to England in 2015. Photos of ball pit courtesy of Amelia C. Key from our trip to NYC in 2019. Photo of purple slime courtesy of Triana Nana on Unsplash.

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